The definition of hyperkinetic means fast-paced or frenetic activity. This implies physical movement. But for those whose brains just can't stop creating new things to do (like mine), I have dubbed a new term- hypercrafetic. In other words, your brain is constantly turned on, the creative juices are not just flowing but are torrent, and there's no way to shut it off- not even with chocolate.
If my body matched the speed of my brain right now, weight loss wouldn't be a problem- weight gain would be. I'd be skin and bones, covered in craft glue, glitter, and little bits of fabric and paper.
But my Etsy shop and home would be awesome.
My entire house would have hand-crafted furniture with intricate ornate carvings, the curtains home-sewn, and the cats would have bedazzled collars- not to mention the homemade three-day gumbo simmering in the crockpot for dinner. Maybe I'd even quilt a cozy for the car.
I've limited myself to two crafts; paper and fabric. Little does my husband know when I made this promise just how diverse paper and fabric crafts are! Foolish mortal, never mess with a hypercrafetic woman! Here's a small example of my interests.
My personal paper crafting faves are:
game creation (board and cards)
My personal fabric crafting faves are:
home dec (small items)
accessories (for the purses)
Outerwear (scarves, vests, etc.)
And this list is just off the top of my head!
This doesn't include writing, which also permeates everything I do. Ideas for writing pop up several times a day, and I'd have to write for another three hundred years before I'd finish half of them- and that's if I had no more ideas in the meantime!
Yah- never gonna happen.
Just for fun, here's a list of current topics I'm writing for books, magazines, and fun:
blogger (this one was obvious...right?)
fantasy (at least three in several stages)
children's (I have about nine in the works at present)
How NOT to (at least one parody and one serious)
puzzles (word and math)
And I have file folders full of anything else that pops into my head!
Part of me feels like starting a Crafters Anonymous chapter- but the problem is, if I got a bunch of other CA members to join, we'd come up with even more ideas to make awesome stuff! Going to CA? We have jackets- really nice hand-crafted ones with beadazzling, tons of pockets and a GPS system so our husbands can find us...eventually.
And I bet all of them would start out with the same club confession...Hi, My name is _______, and I'm hypercrafetic....
I like being hypercrafetic. I get excited by all the new ideas, the plans, the out-of-the-box thinking that often comes along for the ride. My biggest regret is that I don't have the time to devote to doing most of the things that pop into my head. The best thing I can do to stem the tide is write and craft whenever I can, and share my ideas with others- maybe they can do something with the ideas that I can't- And we all know what that means- I might have to write another book!
Maybe "The Inspirated Guide of Neato Ideas"? Hmm....
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